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Alright, folks, let's get one thing straight right off the bat: prediction markets ain't crystal balls. We...
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Alright folks, buckle up! Because what some are calling "cord-cutting chaos" – I'm talking about the recent Disney-YouTube TV fallout – I se...
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Alright, buckle up, because I'm about to drop some truth bombs. We're constantly bombarded with promises of a brighter tomorrow, shiny new gadgets, and tech that's s...